Captain SWAG

This is '''Captain SWAG. (Better than captain goat, he sucks a lot)'''

Captain swag wasn't so swaggy until people in his high school bullied him for not being so swaggy. Then that night a lightning full of radiation hitted him while he was asleep and next morning, ¡Surprise!, he had became so swaggy that everybody wanted to be his friend, even bullies. Now, he fights crime with his swaggy metal ball.

Superpowers: Super strength, he is so smart, swag, he can fly he is so empathic. He has also the superpower of being able to be friends with everybody. He has superspeed, and he is faster and stronger and better in everything than captain goat.

HE IS DEFINETELY MORE GOATY THAN CAPTAIN GOAT

DON'T LISTEN TO CAPTAIN GOAT, CAP. SWAG Is OBVIOUSLY BETTER, CAP. GOAT IS A LIER A DAMN LIAR

CAPTAIN GOAT IS UGLY, AND I AM REALLY MUCH SWAGGY.