CAPTAIN GOAT



= CAPTAIN BETTER THAN CAPTAIN SWAG = CAPTAIN SWAG SUCKS

THIS FREAKING AWESOME SUPERHERO, IS THE DUCKING BOSS.

HIS SUPERPOWERS:

 ARE HE IS REALLY INTELLIGENT, HE IS THE STRONGER MATERIAL IN THE UNIVERSE (MORA THAN CAPTAIN SWAG), IS IMMORTAL, HE OBVIOUSLY CAN FLY, HE IS REALLY AGILE, HE CONTROLS THE MATTER, HE IS MORE BETTER THAN ALL THE OTHERS SUPERHEROES, HE IS FASTER THAN THE LIGHT.

THE ALL SUPERPOWERS BECAUSE HER LITTLE SISTER IN THE NIGHT RAPE HIM A MAKE HIM EAT SUPER-ANTS.

AND FINALLY HE IS BETTER IN ALL THE SUPERPOWERS YOU CAN IMAGINE THAN CAPTAIN SWAG.

HE OBLIVIOUSLY HAD MORE SWAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG THAN CAPTAIN SWAG.

AND ALL THE THINGS THAT HE SAIDS IS LIE BECAUSE IN THE ONLY THING IS BETTER THAN HE IS LAYING